Dear Dad

Dear Dad,

I was starting to believe you when you said I already have too many toys...until mom took me to the toy section at Target.  I have three words for you: you. are. wrong.

So, for future reference, here's a list of things I need:

A puppy that barks
A puppy that you can take on walks
A puppy in a fancy carrier
A purse
A puzzle
An elephant
A guitar
A barrel of monkeys
Pretty much any of the pink things pictured above

mmkay, thanks.

xo

L